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Here are 10 of the funniest Oscar tweets. Think of them as notes from the peanut gallery. _"Shhhh. I'm live tweeting from directly under Sandra Bullocks chair." — Rainn Wilson (rainnwilson), actor. _"Charlize Theron would like to thank R. Crumb and my 16-year-old id for designing her outfit tonight." — David Itzkoff (ditzkoff), New York Times reporter. _"Just got lost for a minute, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah ... Zach Effron's (Zac Efron) eyes!" — Rob Corddry (robcorddr), comedian. _"Looks like a Young Victoria sweep." — David Wain (davidwain), comedian. • "Shortest Oscar story in history: ( ! > $ )" — Roger Ebert (ebertchicago), film critic. _"Jeff Bridges is quickly closing in on Matthew McConaughey for `best actor who has become a character from an early movie.'" — Bill Simmons (sportsguy33), ESPN columnist. _"Oscars Fun Fact — Samuel L. Jackson spends 40 percent of his yearly income on Kangol hats ..." — Eric Stangel (EricStangel), "Late Show With David Letterman" writer-producer. _"Oh, Sam Worthington, your glasses make me think you're imperfect and therefore accessible." — Mindy Kaling (mindykaling), actor-writer. _"Oprah's about to tell everyone in the audience there's an Oscar under their seat." — Foster Kamer (weareyourfek), blogger. _"James Cameron is going into his own hurt locker right now." — Paul Scheer (paulscheer), comedian. |
